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Peep Jousting Prussia X Reader

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Today is Easter and at the moment you are bored out of your mind at your boyfriend Gilbert’s house. You lay sprawled out on the couch in you (f/c) sundress, while Gilbert lays on the floor next to you.
“So boring” Gilbert wines from the floor.
“You really think so” you say sarcastically.
“Zhis is so un-awesome” he says.
You sigh looking around the room, a mischievous smirk appears on your face when your eyes land on a box of peeps.
“Hey Gil, let’s play a game” you say getting off the couch with a mischievous gleam in your (e/c) eyes.
“Sure, as long as it is awesome” he says standing up.
“Trust me it is” you say grabbing a couple boxes of peeps.
“Vhere are you going with zhose mini Gilbirds (Name)” he says following you into the kitchen.
“We are going to play a game called peep jousting” you say grabbing some toothpicks from a cabinet.
“Sounds awesome kesesese” he says grabbing a box of yellow peeps.
“Oh, it is indeed awesome” you say grabbing one of his peeps then putting a toothpick in it.
“How does zhis game vork” he asks.
“Well first you take one peep and put a toothpick in it” you say while sticking a toothpick in your blue peep.
“Then you- VHOA VHY ARE YOU PUTTING MINI GILBIRD IN ZHE MICROWAVE” he yells.
“Gil, I was explaining that to you when you interrupted me” you say running a hand through your (h/c) hair, as he pouts.
“Like I was saying you put both peeps in the microwave facing each other, then you heat them up for a few seconds at a time. They will expand from the heat you; you repeat this until one of the toothpicks hit the other peep. The first peep to hit the other with its toothpick wins” you say putting the peeps in the microwave.
“Kesesese, no one can beat zhe awesome me” he says this only makes you smirk even more.
Was he sure in for a surprise. You set the peeps in the microwave and set the timer for 20 seconds. You keep doing this until your peep pokes Gil’s causing it to explode all over the microwave.
“MINI GILBIRD, NOOOOO” Gil screams before fainting.
You stand there laughing your head off, almost tripping over Gilbert in the process.
“Best Prank ever” you yell after catching your breath.
“Zhat was a good one (name)” Germany says amused.
“Do you want to play, best two out of three” you ask stepping over Gil who is still passed out.
“Ja, as long as you clean the microwave” he says.
“You have a deal” you say with a smirk.
Best Easter prank so far……
OH This is so bad :iconsweatdropplz: It's really bad... This is my first fanfic on DA. :iconprussiaw00tplz: So I'm sorry if there are any mistakes.. Sorry it's really short..I actually heard about the game Peep Jousting on the radio the other day and I knew it would a perfect Prussia fanfic for Easter! :D Well Let me know what you think, hope you like it!! Happy Easter!!!!:iconbunny:
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OHMAHGAWD. I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, AND THIS WAS AWESOME. XD :icongilbirdplz: :icondignitylaughplz:

I need to do this now. :\ :iconplanningplz: